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“Seven Mojos And Some Question Marks!”

"Seven Mojos And Some Question Marks!"

Timestamp 7/11 | 1:26PST | CAM3

Paul: “Kevin say something to your fans buddy”

Kevin: “Hi everybody out there in Snapchat land”…“we’re having a great time here in the Big Brother house”

Paul: “How many Mojos?”

Kevin: “Seven Mojos and some question marks!

Paul: ”Hahahaha… Kevin explain to us what your favorite Mojos are”

Kevin: “My favorite Mojos are the hearts, maybe the alligator, and you know, the one where they blow kisses at you. And that’s it. And then I put a bunch of question marks and other stuff.”

Jason: “Question marks?”

Kevin: “Question marks but that’s not a Mojo… question mark is just a f*$@n’ question mark

Josh: “I’m not over here like…”

creeper

Timestamp 7/10 | 2:24PM PST | CAM1

Josh: “I’m 23, I’m gonna look, there’s beautiful girls around, I’m not over here like…”

“And of course, they look like f#$%n Ginger in Gilligan’s Island and I look like f@#$%n Conan O’Brien.”

"And of course, they look like f#$%n Ginger in Gilligan's Island and I look like f@#$%n Conan O’Brien."

Timestamp 7/7 | 11:11AM PST | CAM3

Paul: “They made you (into) a Bitmoji?”

Kevin: “Yeah and it’ll say ’Sszzup, Night Night, and things like that’.”

Paul: “I need to see your Bitmoji… and it looks like you?”

Kevin: “Similar, similar yeah. It looks like Conan O’Brien with brown f#$%n’ hair. I said who the f#$k is that guy? What the f@#k is that? Get that m@#$f@#$r off my phone. I don’t look like that. She said ‘That’s you’. I said ‘That’s me? Let me see your picture’. And of course, they look like f#$%n Ginger in Gilligan’s Island and I look like f@#$%n Conan O’Brien.

“They fight each other…You f@#$%ng nincompoop”

"They fight each other...You f@#$%ng nincompoop"

Timestamp 7/1 | 9:30PST | CAM1

Kevin: “I said ‘Josh you don’t ask a marine if they fight. They join to fight. They fight before they leave the country. They fight each other. What are you f#$%^n’ crazy? What are you f@#$%ng talking about you f@##$%ng nincompoop.

“I’m f@#$%g cursed, I’m in this m@#$f@#$g house with you guys”

"I'm f@#$%g cursed, I'm in this m@#$f@#$g house with you guys"

Timestamp 7/1 9:26PST CAM1

Paul: “Kevvy, who do you think has the curse?”

Kevin: “What curse? I’m f@#$%g cursed, I’m in this m@#$%f@#$%g house with you guys.”

“He better win POV or HOH or H-O-E or P-I-M-P…”

"He better win POV or HOH or H-O-E or P-I-M-P..."

Timestamp 7/1 | 6:23PM PST | CAM3

Kevin: “Paul do you know how lucky he is he got that f@#$%n’ extra week?” … “I’ll tell you one thing, whoever comes up, two people come up one doesn’t go, the other one does… that m*#$f&$ers safe. Cause he better win POV or HOH or H-O-E or P-I-M-P ‘cause if he don’t win nothin’ he’s G-O-I-N-G!

Jason: “He’s G-O-N-E!”

Kevin: (singing)“I’m leaving on a jet plane”

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