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“Yogurts and granolas for everybody… It’s gonna be soooo wet.”

"Yogurts and granolas for everybody... It’s gonna be soooo wet.”

Timestamp 7/12 | 9:08PM PST | CAM1

Kevin: “We’ll have a beautiful evening of love, music and the southern L.A. lifestyle. Maybe yogurts and granolas for everybody and a few shots of tequila… And we’re gonna have Eminem and Kanye on the same night. Really big time. It’s gonna be soooo wet.”

“I’m like … I’ll hit you over the head and then you carry me to court and I’ll get the jury.”

"I’m like … I’ll hit you over the head and then you carry me to court and I’ll get the jury.”

Timestamp 7/12 | 8:11PM PST | CAM1

Kevin: “They got a lot of nerve saying they’re gonna carry (us to jury). Cody said to me the first night ‘I’m gonna carry you to the jury’. I’m like … I’ll hit you over the head and then you carry me to court and I’ll get the jury.”

“I just bought it because it said good things about it on Amazon.” Kevin: “The river?”

“I just bought it because it said good things about it on Amazon.”  Kevin: “The river?”

Timestamp 7/12 | 7:20PM PST | CAM3

Alex: “I just bought it because it said good things about it on Amazon.”

Kevin: “The river? The Amazon river?”

“Dad what you doing? What are you doing? Huh? Unbelievable.”

“Dad what you doing? What are you doing? Huh? Unbelievable.”

Timestamp 7/12 | 7:07PM PST | CAM1

Kevin to camera: “Dad what you doing? What are you doing? Huh? Unbelievable.”

“You got Brooks sneakers on? With Nike pants? You can’t do that. You got to match them up nice.”

"You got Brooks sneakers on? With Nike pants? You can’t do that. You got to match them up nice.”

Timestamp 7/12 | 6:22PM PST | CAM3

Kevin: “You got Brooks sneakers on?”

Dom: “Yeah”

Kevin: “With Nike pants? You can’t do that. You got to match them up nice.”

“When you go to a bar… there’s 3 things you don’t do. You do not talk religion. (You) do not talk politics. You do not arm wrestle.”

“When you go to a bar... there’s 3 things you don’t do. You do not talk religion. (You) do not talk politics. You do not arm wrestle.”

Timestamp 7/12 | 4:32PM PST | CAM1

Kevin: “When you go to a bar, when you’re in a bar environment with liquor, there’s 3 things you don’t do. Want me to tell you what they are?”

Jason: “Yes”

Kevin: “You do not talk religion. (You) do not talk politics. You do not arm wrestle.”

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